“WTF, I thought we were just here to observe!” Laptop Mag contributor TJ Fink said in horror as he watched me, represented as a hot dog avatar, put on my best moves at Club B33, a public strip club inside VRChat.
“When in Rome, do what the Romans do!” I said while circling a pole, imagining myself as Salma Hayek from From Dusk Till Dawn. However, from the outside looking in, I just looked like a wonky, wobbling weiner. How do I know? Fink took an in-game screenshot and showed me the evidence — yes, that’s me throwing my buns in a circle in my, er, “seductive” routine.